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Product Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Insatiable Desire (No, really.)

March 24th, 2014 2 comments

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Fifty Shades of Grey Insatiable DesireSoooo…

We all know how I feel about Fifty Shades of Grey, right? I’ve only read one book, so far, because, just ugh. I mean, I get that people (especially college-age people) enter into insanity-based relationships like that one–I used to be one of them–but to glorify it by weaving it into an erotic tale and then paint it as “normal BDSM” is just…ew.

For this reason alone, I was set to ignore the Fifty Shades of Grey toy line. I don’t want anything to do with something that E.L. James had a hand in. That author, as she has freely admitted, has no idea what she’s doing when it comes to kink. She did very little research before writing the series, and that’s evident in the fact that her “red room” looks exactly like every stereotypical dungeon (with the added benefit of a bed) you’ve ever heard about ever. I expected every toy in the line to follow the same vein (and based on appearances, I’d say it does), so I wrote it off as something I was so not interested in promoting, even by accident, and promptly ignored all the hype about this line.

Then they named a toy Insatiable Desire. So of course, I had to try it. I mean, it’s got the same name as my blog!

I’m so angry it’s got the same name as my blog. Read more…

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Product Review: Thrill by @WeVibe

October 25th, 2013 5 comments

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You’ve read my review of the We-Vibe Touch. It’s good stuff. The toy, not the review. I mean, the review, too, if I do say so myself, but that’s rude so let’s just pretend I didn’t say so myself. Or something.

ANYway…the other toy in the pic is the We-Vibe Thrill. I was kinda worried about trying it at first, because a few reviewers have had issues with it. But as is usually the case, I was reminded that vaginas are each their own lady, and finicky to boot. And my vagina gives the Thrill a very enthusiastic clit up. Read more…

Product Review: Touch by @WeVibe

October 16th, 2013 2 comments

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Until recently, I had never tried any of the We-Vibe products. I have a tendency to request things the whole world hasn’t tried when I have the opportunity because not everyone can afford to spend the kind of money required for luxury sex toys. I know I can’t. My collection has grown to the size it is merely because I review a lot, and I used to get paid for my writing in gift cards to that store you can’t trust. And back in the day, everyone wanted We-Vibe, so I went for other stuff.

Man. Am I kicking myself.

Pictured there are the We-Vibe Touch, and Thrill. In this review, I’m talking about the Touch. And let me tell you. It’s spectacular. Read more…

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Review: Liv 2 by LELO

September 16th, 2013 2 comments
Ignore the blue box in the background...used it to make the colors pop.

Ignore the blue box in the background…used it to make the colors pop.

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Awhile back, I picked up the LELO Liv from one sex toy store or another. I remember seeing it in lime green and thinking, “I’m a purple girl, all the way, but lime green is just too cool to pass up.” I mean, so many sex toy manufacturers stick to pinks and purples, so it was super cool to see a lime green sex toy that wasn’t toxic and didn’t suck.

Then I got this email from LELO, all, “You know that lime green vibe you bought but never reviewed? We just came out with a new and improved version, and we’d love for you to review it!” Okay, they probably had no idea I bought and never reviewed a Liv, but you get the idea.

That purple Liv, up there, is the brand new Liv 2. And I like her…but I’m thinking maybe LELO and I have different definitions of “stronger” and “softer”. Read more…

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Product Review: Dulce Bunny Clit Vibe by Closet Collection Toys

September 6th, 2013 Comments off

BunnyBoxOoo, what’s that?

Isn’t it cute? That’s the Dulce Bunny Clit Vibe by Closet Collection Toys. And I turned down a bunch of kink toys to get it because it was just too pretty not to. This is something I do. It burns me occasionally. So many pretty toys seriously suck in use. But this time, I’m glad I chose this bunny.

What’d it come in?

If you look past the flowers and high heels on the box (because all women wear heels, right?), the packaging really isn’t all that bad. It’s pretty sturdy cardboard, and the color is neat. I’m big on teals, and paisley, if done right, can be really cute. However, you can see through the front, so if you’ve got company, probably you should open this package after they leave. Read more…

Product Review: LELO Tiani 2

May 22nd, 2013 4 comments

LELO-Tiani2-cerise-remote-controlled-couples-vibratorOoo, what’s that?

That is the Tiani 2 from LELO. We’ve had it and its predecessor, the Tiani, for a while. I waited to review it because I’ve been going through something, and before we moved there were serious distractions that made it impossible to do just about anything. Now, though, I feel like I can do this thing the justice its awesome technology deserves. So! Without further ado, the LELO Tiani 2 review.

What’d it come in?

LELO’s toys come in elegant black cardboard boxes with molded plastic inserts to hold the toy. That box is inside a paperboard box with an image of the toy, and the toy’s specs. Read more…

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