This is not a review. I repeat: This is not a review! It’s a review preview! The review will come later. I promise.

I don’t think I’ve ever done this before. Probably because I don’t remember ever being this impressed.

This is Vondage, a fully vegan bondage set by Stockroom.com. And I am absolutely gaga over the cuffs. So gaga that I just had to tell you all about them, rtfn.

I received the entire Vondage set (wrist cuffs, ankle cuffs, collar, leash, hogtie strap, blindfold–sold separately) on July 6th, and I literally haven’t taken the cuffs off except to do things that involve my hands and food or harsh chemicals. Or if we’re leaving the house, cuz it’s shorts weather, and I’m pretty sure my neighbors would lose their shit if they saw me walking around in locking black leather-looking cuffs.

Aside from wearing them constantly, I haven’t used them enough, yet, to write a full out review, but I can say that, as a 24/7 bondage tool, Vondage is #1 on my list.

Yep. You read right. #1. Read more…

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Ooo, what’s that?

If there’s one thing Master and I have learned over the years, it’s that electricity and me? We don’t mix.

No. Really.

Since Master and I got together, I have electrocuted myself with a refrigerator, shorted out the entire electrical system on M’s car, blown up a microwave (maybe two? Neither of us can remember for sure), and made an electric stove shoot green fire at me. I have no idea how I managed that one.

So, of course we needed a bdsm toy that shoots electricity at me. I mean, if the appliances get to do it, Master should be able to do it, too, right? Right.

Enter JT’s Stockroom and their kickass KinkLab line, and suddenly, electricity around me doesn’t seem so daunting. The toy the lovely latex-clad lady is holding is the KinkLab Neon Wand Electrosex Kit. And let me tell you…I was pretty freakin scared of it till M tied me down. Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

Recently, a few people have asked me about a good cane to start with. I always cringe when I’m asked this because canes are no joke. I don’t want people to come back to me all, “You said this was a good cane, but all it did was hurt!” all stompy, and whiny, and stuff, so I almost always preface my answer with extremely patronizing questions like, “You do realize canes hurt, right?” and “Have you been spanked before?” and “Are you sure you’re a masochist?” People probably think I’m an asshole, but I’m just looking out for you, man!

But I guess every newbie kinkster’s gotta start somewhere. If I had to suggest a place to start, this would be it. It’s the 30″ Rattan Cane with Suede Handle by Stockroom. And it is glorious.

Old tip – splintering

Old shaft – discoloration

Old handle – starting to wear

Check out that curve!

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Ooo, what’s that?

So you remember my review of the wrist and ankle cuffs from Stockroom? Aren’t they pretty? Remember I said they had matching collars? This is one of them. It’s the Short Locking Curved Posture Collar in Purple Leather with Black Trim from Stockroom.com. Isn’t it gorgeous?

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Ooo, what’s that?

We’re rough on leather kink gear. So far, we haven’t completely ruined anything besides the cheap dog collar M bought me from Walmart in the beginning of our relationship, but some of our gear is looking rough around the edges. Like, the metal’s rusting, and the stitching is coming loose in some places, and the leather is so worn there’s not much texture left to it anymore…that’s how you know you’ve got good kink gear. Some of this stuff’s close to 10 years old, and it’s still together!

So, naturally, we’re always on the hunt for new quality kink gear that’s going to last us a good long time. Enter Stockroom and their set of Locking Purple Wrist and Ankle Cuffs with Black Trim.

Some of these pics are of the wrist cuffs, and some are of the ankle cuffs.

strap

d-ring

wrist

buckle

wrist inside ankle

inside

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Ooo, what’s that?

Have you checked out JT’s Stockroom? We’ve got a giveaway going on over here sponsored by them. (giveaway ended) They’re pretty much our go-to kink store. And considering everything we’ve ever received from them up till now has been paid for out of pocket, that’s saying something.

The flogger pictured below is the 24″ Basic Leather Flogger we’re giving away. (The winner will receive a brand new one straight from Stockroom.) And I hope like hell I can do it the justice it deserves.

Dowel

Handle

Whole Flogger

Falls

Handle with Falls

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