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Review Preview: Vondage by Stockroom.com

July 12th, 2016 Comments off

Screen Shot 2016-07-12 at 9.18.59 AMThis is not a review. I repeat: This is not a review! It’s a review preview! The review will come later. I promise.

I don’t think I’ve ever done this before. Probably because I don’t remember ever being this impressed.

This is Vondage, a fully vegan bondage set by Stockroom.com. And I am absolutely gaga over the cuffs. So gaga that I just had to tell you all about them, rtfn.

I received the entire Vondage set (wrist cuffs, ankle cuffs, collar, leash, hogtie strap, blindfold–sold separately) on July 6th, and I literally haven’t taken the cuffs off except to do things that involve my hands and food or harsh chemicals. Or if we’re leaving the house, cuz it’s shorts weather, and I’m pretty sure my neighbors would lose their shit if they saw me walking around in locking black leather-looking cuffs.

Aside from wearing them constantly, I haven’t used them enough, yet, to write a full out review, but I can say that, as a 24/7 bondage tool, Vondage is #1 on my list.

Yep. You read right. #1. Read more…

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Review: The Womanizer W500 Pro by epi24

June 11th, 2016 1 comment

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Ooo, what’s that?

If The Womanizer W100 was confusing, this toy is even more so. It’s more intense. It’s easier to use. It’s a little quieter. And it produces some of the best orgasms I’ve ever had.

It’s The Womanizer W500 Pro by epi24. And unless you like things on the lower end of intense, you’re gonna love this toy.

What’s it for?

Like The Womanizer W100, the W500 is meant to provide quick and easy (and maybe even multiple) orgasms without touching the clitoris directly. It, too, functions on epi24’s PleasureAir Technology, which provides the most divine suction I think I’ve ever felt. Unlike the W100, the silicone tips for the W500 come in two different diameters; 1/2 inch and 1 inch. Read more…

Review: The Womanizer W100 by epi24

June 9th, 2016 1 comment

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Ooo, what’s that?

It’s the toy that’s been talked about all over the internet. From its name to its design to its mystical powers, this toy has been put through the gamut by many a reviewer. And the responses are a resounding “Wtf?” In a good way. I think? I’m afraid I’m not much help.

That, there, is The Womanizer W100 by epi24. And it’s got me scratching my head for sure.

What’s it for?

From the press release:

“The Womanizer uses a new type of stimulation technique that delivers a quick, effortless orgasm without desensitizing the clitoris. This affect is produced by using epi24’s PleasureAir Technology – air pressure waves that act as a suction to indirectly stimulate the clitoris. Once the user places the pleasure cap around the clitoris, a delicate seal is created around the area. The Womanizer does not touch the clitoris or its nerve endings during the stimulation process. Instead, it relies on the suction caused by the air pressure waves to stimulate the clitoris. A jeweled button on the device stimulates the strength of sensation that ranges from gentle kisses to a firm suction depending on the intensity level chosen.” Read more…

Product Review: Buzz 1 by @Tantus

August 16th, 2013 2 comments

Ooo, what’s that?

So you want a dildo, but you’re not into penises. Or maybe just penis-shaped sex toys. I have issues with those, though lately, I’ve been a little less disturbed by them than I used to be. Mostly because there are a few that only come in flesh tone that I really want to try. Anyway…if you’re into silicone, and phallic shapes that do not look like someone lobbed off some dude’s shlong, this might be the thing for you. It’s the Buzz 1 by Tantus, and it comes in pink, purple and black.

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Product Review: 24″ Basic Leather Flogger by @Stockroom_com

August 9th, 2013 2 comments

Ooo, what’s that?

Have you checked out JT’s Stockroom? We’ve got a giveaway going on over here sponsored by them. (giveaway ended) They’re pretty much our go-to kink store. And considering everything we’ve ever received from them up till now has been paid for out of pocket, that’s saying something.

The flogger pictured below is the 24″ Basic Leather Flogger we’re giving away. (The winner will receive a brand new one straight from Stockroom.) And I hope like hell I can do it the justice it deserves.

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Product Review: Goliath by @Tantus

February 6th, 2011 1 comment

goliath_groupOoo, what’s that?

So either Tantus modeled Goliath after a real live penis, or Goliath’s designer has spent quite a bit of time studying penises. Because as I inspect the head of my Goliath, I notice quite a few interesting marks that are similar to marks I’ve noticed on M’s head.

Not the same, mind. I won’t pretend M’s so special He has a Tantus dildo modeled after Him. Just very similar. Suggesting that penises I never spent much time idolizing or marveling over probably have similar markings as well. I wonder if penises have their own special markings. No two penis prints are alike? Like fingerprints, and toe prints, and snowflakes.

Anyway, the cat’s out of the bag. That, my dears, is the Tantus Goliath. And I love him. Read more…

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