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An Open Letter to MrHankeysToys dot com

December 7th, 2016 14 comments

Howdy, “Mr. Hankey,” et al. How’s life?

Judging by the fact that you’ve deactivated your Twitter account, I’m gonna go ahead and assume life is a little heavy, right now.

I dunno about you, but I don’t have a whole lot of time for niceties I don’t mean, so I’m just gonna skip the bullshit and jump right in, if you don’t mind.

I noticed you think you’ve got a brilliant marketing tactic on your hands. It’s listed right up there under “Free Toys” on your site. You probably even got a few takers, and boy…do I feel sorry for them. Read more…

Uhm…Jesus fucking Christ, no!

January 22nd, 2015 9 comments

So…

Last night, I had to ask M to turn off a porn flick because the girl’s rectum kept prolapsing.

The guys doing her would express concern, and she’d just shove it back in, and say, “It’s okay, baby. I’m just excited.”

I was pretty much horrified.

And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

Except…is this a new thing? “Ooo, baby, I want to fuck you till your butthole falls out!” Cuz…just…no.

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Blog Digest – e[lust] #63

October 16th, 2014 Comments off

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Welcome to Elust #63

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #64? Start with the rules, come back November 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

I am Sexy at Every Size
Censored? Never By My Hand #DarkErotica #BDSM
Hovering

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

Show Me, Daddy
The pride of being a dom

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Ask Better Questions

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Blog Digest – e[lust] #62

September 16th, 2014 Comments off

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Welcome to Elust #62

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~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Sex Blogger Life: Real Talk

Selfies, Shame and Safety

‘Dress me like a slut and punish my cock’

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

I live in a sex-positive bubble.

Wicked Wednesday: Silent Memories

 

~ Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

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Are you guilty of slut-shaming sex doll lovers?

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Blog Digest – e[lust] #60

July 16th, 2014 Comments off

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Welcome to Elust #60

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~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Shame Hurts

Of Cocks and Cunts: The Language of Erotica

#RealBodiesAreSexy

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

I may never suck another cock, but I’m still

The sofa

 

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Blog Digest – e[lust] #59

June 16th, 2014 Comments off

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Welcome to Elust #59

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~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Considering Cocks
I Love Interrogation, or Diabolical Genius
Yes all Women but Not All Men Rant

 

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

I Kissed A Girl (& Her Man) And I Liked It

10 Things No One Warns You About Nonmonogamy

 

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