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Awhile back, I picked up the LELO Liv from one sex toy store or another. I remember seeing it in lime green and thinking, “I’m a purple girl, all the way, but lime green is just too cool to pass up.” I mean, so many sex toy manufacturers stick to pinks and purples, so it was super cool to see a lime green sex toy that wasn’t toxic and didn’t suck.

Then I got this email from LELO, all, “You know that lime green vibe you bought but never reviewed? We just came out with a new and improved version, and we’d love for you to review it!” Okay, they probably had no idea I bought and never reviewed a Liv, but you get the idea.

That purple Liv, up there, is the brand new Liv 2. And I like her…but I’m thinking maybe LELO and I have different definitions of “stronger” and “softer”. Read more…

“Let’s get ready, and go do the yard,” Master said as he got out of his chair and pulled on a shirt.

Ever the complainer, I pulled a face, sagged as comically as I could, and replied, “I don’t wanna pull weeds.”

“If we don’t do it now, we’ll be too tired,” he said, ignoring the fact that technically, even though I was joking, I was talking back to him. “Get dressed.”

So I did. I hate pulling weeds because it means pulling weeds out of the cracks in the cement, too, and that’s hard to do! I’ve thought about getting some sort of spray, but I have no idea how spraying the weeds in the front yard will affect the food growing in the backyard, so I haven’t. I suppose I should just research natural options…but I haven’t. Read more…