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The Email I Sent LELO

July 13th, 2016 1 comment

This is the email I just sent LELO. I know I’m slow on the uptake. Honestly, it comes down to the fact that I love Charlie Sheen as an actor and I wish like hell he wasn’t such a gross person. Yeah, I know. Shitty reason. Oh well. That’s life.

I’m way too tired to go into all the details, but that’s okay! Other people have done it for me. Check out LELO HEX: You’re Not #Winning Us Over over at Marvelous Darling, and Charlie Sheen’s LELO Condoms Get the Shaft From Sex Workers, Feminist Bloggers over at The Daily Beast.

At some point, I’ll be removing their links from my site. I won’t be reviewing their products anymore, unless and until they make some changes. Which is probably something I should have mentioned in the email, but seriously…way too tired.

Have a great day. I’m gonna go nurse this concert hangover. AND I DIDN’T EVEN DRINK! Ffs.

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Review: Liv 2 by LELO

September 16th, 2013 2 comments
Ignore the blue box in the background...used it to make the colors pop.

Ignore the blue box in the background…used it to make the colors pop.

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Ooo, what’s that?

Awhile back, I picked up the LELO Liv from one sex toy store or another. I remember seeing it in lime green and thinking, “I’m a purple girl, all the way, but lime green is just too cool to pass up.” I mean, so many sex toy manufacturers stick to pinks and purples, so it was super cool to see a lime green sex toy that wasn’t toxic and didn’t suck.

Then I got this email from LELO, all, “You know that lime green vibe you bought but never reviewed? We just came out with a new and improved version, and we’d love for you to review it!” Okay, they probably had no idea I bought and never reviewed a Liv, but you get the idea.

That purple Liv, up there, is the brand new Liv 2. And I like her…but I’m thinking maybe LELO and I have different definitions of “stronger” and “softer”. Read more…

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Sexual Rewards Are the Best Kind

August 24th, 2013 Comments off

Enjoying myself“Let’s get ready, and go do the yard,” Master said as he got out of his chair and pulled on a shirt.

Ever the complainer, I pulled a face, sagged as comically as I could, and replied, “I don’t wanna pull weeds.”

“If we don’t do it now, we’ll be too tired,” he said, ignoring the fact that technically, even though I was joking, I was talking back to him. “Get dressed.”

So I did. I hate pulling weeds because it means pulling weeds out of the cracks in the cement, too, and that’s hard to do! I’ve thought about getting some sort of spray, but I have no idea how spraying the weeds in the front yard will affect the food growing in the backyard, so I haven’t. I suppose I should just research natural options…but I haven’t. Read more…

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Product Review: LELO Tiani 2

May 22nd, 2013 4 comments

LELO-Tiani2-cerise-remote-controlled-couples-vibratorOoo, what’s that?

That is the Tiani 2 from LELO. We’ve had it and its predecessor, the Tiani, for a while. I waited to review it because I’ve been going through something, and before we moved there were serious distractions that made it impossible to do just about anything. Now, though, I feel like I can do this thing the justice its awesome technology deserves. So! Without further ado, the LELO Tiani 2 review.

What’d it come in?

LELO’s toys come in elegant black cardboard boxes with molded plastic inserts to hold the toy. That box is inside a paperboard box with an image of the toy, and the toy’s specs. Read more…

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Product Review: Siri by LELO

September 24th, 2010 2 comments

Ooo, what’s that?

Before Siri, the only LELO I owned was Ella.  At first, Ella was amazing.  These days, she never leaves my silicone bag.  Ever.  I’ve been having too much fun with all the Tantus toys I’ve got.

I kept hearing how LELO vibrators would probably be too weak for me.  And I mean, let’s face it.  No one wants to spend that much money, even in gift cards, on a toy it turns out they hate.  So I put off trying them.  And I put it off.  And I put it off… Read more…

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Product Review: Intima Silk Blindfold by LELO

September 24th, 2010 5 comments

LELO-Silk-Blindfold-red-intimaOoo, what’s that?

If you keep up with the new products being put out by some of the higher-end companies, I’m sure that, by now, you’ve heard about LELO’s beautiful silk restraints.  Oh, you haven’t? Well, this is me, telling you now.  One of the leading companies in luxury sex toys has introduced luxury bondage gear, and boy is it beautiful.  Talk about sensual bondage.

That right there? Is the Intima Silk Blindfold by LELO, available in purple, black and brick (and I sorta wish I’d picked brick, now, though the purple is lovely). Read more…