Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Punching and Laughing

July 23rd, 2011 2 comments

Master slapped me. So in a rare moment of sheer stupidity, and without hesitation, I hauled off and punched Him (with not even a quarter of my strength. I value my life!) in the thigh.

He punched me back.

“Don’t hit me back!” Then He punched me again. “OW! That was a charlie horse!”

I started giggling. “That was the point.”

He punched me again. “Want me to give you a charlie horse?”

I  laughed harder and shifted to protect my legs. “NO! You’re way meaner than I am!”

“You’re damn right.”

I could hear the pride in His voice. And I, of course, laughed harder.

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Just Call Me Smart-Ass

June 24th, 2011 Comments off

So Master was slapping me across the face repeatedly and He couldn’t figure out how to open His trail mix.

I pointed out to Him that He had to tear off the top of the bag, snickered and said, “That’s why it says, ‘To open, tear here.'” so He slapped me some more.

This is where I get confused. I’m supposed to be fully transparent, right? So keeping my next thought from Him would be just as bad as my next thought, right? So when I blurted out, “It’s not my fault you’re retarded.” He should have praised me. I mean, I’m just doing what I’m told.


P.S. I giggled the whole time I wrote this. And the whole time He slapped me after I told him what the bag says. And while I wrote this postscript. I mean, it really isn’t my fault! 😛

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