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Product Review: Buzz 1 by @Tantus

August 16th, 2013 2 comments

Ooo, what’s that?

So you want a dildo, but you’re not into penises. Or maybe just penis-shaped sex toys. I have issues with those, though lately, I’ve been a little less disturbed by them than I used to be. Mostly because there are a few that only come in flesh tone that I really want to try. Anyway…if you’re into silicone, and phallic shapes that do not look like someone lobbed off some dude’s shlong, this might be the thing for you. It’s the Buzz 1 by Tantus, and it comes in pink, purple and black.

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Product Review: O2 Revolution by @Tantus

July 3rd, 2013 Comments off

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Ooo, what’s that?

dildos, butt plugs 063So we all know I love Tantus, right? I mean, I’ve never actually taken stock, outside of gathering all my Tantus and taking a picture, but I’m pretty sure I have more Tantus than any other brand. So far, I haven’t met a Tantus toy I don’t love. Except Zing. But even though I don’t like to use Zing, I do love Zing for teaching me about silicone, showing me what I enjoy and should expect from a sex toy, and introducing me to a company that truly cares about its customers and what they want from their sex toys.

That, right there, is the O2 Revolution, by Tantus, and it proves once again that the folks over there really know what they’re doing when it comes to sex toys. I can’t say enough good things about this toy.

Unfortunately, it was discontinued, so you can only get it places like Amazon, and adult stores that still have it in stock. Read more…

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I’m fucking you, whether you’re wet or not.

June 19th, 2013 11 comments

bed“I don’t care if you don’t get wet. I’m fucking you anyway.” has been heard a time or two over the past few days. And he’s done just that. And then he pulls out the cane, or a flogger, or our new Tantus paddle, and wales on my ass, and suddenly I’m dripping down my leg.

Maybe I should edit the list of potential reasons I’m having issues with vaginal dryness, and add “I need a different kind of foreplay”?

So yesterday, Master greeted me with, “How is Daddy going to hurt you today? Because we all know it goes straight to your pussy.”

My body reacted to the words, but still I wasn’t wet. Not until he walked over and slapped me a few times before grabbing my hair and pulling my head back so that I could look at him.

“I guess I’ll just make sure you’re wet before I want to fuck you,” he said, and then he slapped me again. Read more…

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Product Review: Pipedream Icicles No 24

June 5th, 2013 2 comments

IciclesNo24_4Ooo, what’s that?

The first time I saw this thing, CarrieAnn was reviewing it. The first thing that popped into my head when I saw it was “dragon tongue”.

What? So I’m a bit of a fantasy nerd. What’s your point? Some people think girl geeks are sexy.

Anyway…that’s the Icicles No 24, by Pipedream. And believe me. You want a dragon tongue in your pussy. Read more…

Product Review: Goliath by @Tantus

February 6th, 2011 1 comment

goliath_groupOoo, what’s that?

So either Tantus modeled Goliath after a real live penis, or Goliath’s designer has spent quite a bit of time studying penises. Because as I inspect the head of my Goliath, I notice quite a few interesting marks that are similar to marks I’ve noticed on M’s head.

Not the same, mind. I won’t pretend M’s so special He has a Tantus dildo modeled after Him. Just very similar. Suggesting that penises I never spent much time idolizing or marveling over probably have similar markings as well. I wonder if penises have their own special markings. No two penis prints are alike? Like fingerprints, and toe prints, and snowflakes.

Anyway, the cat’s out of the bag. That, my dears, is the Tantus Goliath. And I love him. Read more…

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Product Review: Glass Dreams Smooth Waves by Doc Johnson

April 29th, 2010 3 comments

32258-1Ooo, what’s that?

Okay, seriously? What’s up with these eight inch toys having foot long names? This is the Glass Dreams Smooth Waves from Doc Johnson.  And the design is pretty spectacular.  Especially for a former marble collector like me.

What’d it come in?

It comes in a clear plastic box with blue lettering and white designs around the outside.  The dildo itself is nestled inside molded clear plastic for protection.

How’s it made?

So if you played marbles when you were a kid, or just collected marbles like me, you’ll remember the swirly colors inside those tiny glass balls.  Turning the glass round and round, holding it up to the light, trying to follow the path of the swirls inside.

I’ve spent a lot of time doing that with this toy.  Read more…

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