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An Open Letter to MrHankeysToys dot com

December 7th, 2016 14 comments

Howdy, “Mr. Hankey,” et al. How’s life?

Judging by the fact that you’ve deactivated your Twitter account, I’m gonna go ahead and assume life is a little heavy, right now.

I dunno about you, but I don’t have a whole lot of time for niceties I don’t mean, so I’m just gonna skip the bullshit and jump right in, if you don’t mind.

I noticed you think you’ve got a brilliant marketing tactic on your hands. It’s listed right up there under “Free Toys” on your site. You probably even got a few takers, and boy…do I feel sorry for them. Read more…

Kinktionary: Pegging

April 28th, 2016 Comments off
Broad City: "Knockoffs" - S 2, Ep 4

Broad City: “Knockoffs” – S 2, Ep 4

Pegging generally refers to consensual anal penetration with a dildo, usually with a strap on harness. It is often used to refer to a woman penetrating a man.

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Product Review: Travel Pop by G-Spot Lollipop

February 21st, 2014 2 comments

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Ooo, what’s that?

_TravelStack2So one day, I’m just be-bopping around on Twitter, when I notice everyone talking about this thing called a G-Spot Lollipop. I’m forever on the hunt for a g-spot toy that works well for me, and this line is hella cute (I love lollipops), so when I was offered some of their toys, I jumped on the opportunity.

Believe me…I never in a million years thought “you should get the lollipops ready to fuck” would be a sentence that would turn me on. I am so not a food + sex kinda gal. In fact, I find the idea kinda grody. But other people are totally about that shit.

I was going to link to a bunch of porn flicks where chicks stick lollipops in their vaginas and anuses, but most of the links I came up with were to the free porn sites that are currently being called out for stealing content and putting small porn studios out of business. I’ll pass on giving them traffic, please and thanks.

Plus, I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but you really shouldn’t stick real candy in your vagina or anus. Which is just another added benefit to this toy, really. You get to pretend you’re sticking a lollipop in your orifices without giving yourself a yeast infection.

ANYway…this here review’s about the G-spot Lollipop Travel Pop. And I’m really excited about it. Read more…

Product Review: Plunge Paddle by @Tantus

January 15th, 2014 2 comments

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Ooo, what’s that?

Plunge is on the left. Pictured here to compare to the Wham Bam. (Click to enlarge.)

Plunge is on the left. Pictured here to compare to the Wham Bam. (Click to enlarge.)

They’ve been talking about it for months, and I was dying to get my hands on one. I mean, a silicone paddle with a handle made for fucking? Seriously? Your damn right I want it.

That there’s the Plunge Paddle by Tantus. And…I’m kinda so/so on it. Bleh.

What’d it come in?

The paddle came in a clear plastic bag with a Tantus tag hanging from the hole in the handle.

How’s it made?

Of course, the Plunge Paddle is made of 100% pure platinum silicone. It’s Tantus! So far, it only comes in black. It’s about thirteen and a quarter inches long, all told. The paddle head makes up six and a quarter inches of that length, leaving seven inches for the handle. The Tantus site says six of that is insertable, but you could probably get all seven in if your vagina is that long. The diameter of the handle at its widest point is one and a half inches, and the paddle head is three inches wide.

Your measurements may vary slightly, of course, because Tantus toys are handmade. If you carry a big purse or a backpack, this paddle would easily disappear inside. Read more…

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Product Review: Anaconda by @Tantus

January 7th, 2014 7 comments

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Ooo, what’s that?

anacondaMaybe I mentioned that I’m a Tantus fan a time or two? Like, a giant freakin’ Tantus fan who wants to have all the Tantus things!

It started with butt plugs, and totally by accident. We were shopping around for something that was not jelly because we had just learned the hard way how truly horrid jelly is, and we found the Tantus Zing. And while I didn’t like the Zing, I freakin’ loved the silicone. And thus, a Tantus fan was born.

If you haven’t figured it out by now, that’s none other than the Anaconda from Tantus. Isn’t he beautiful? Read more…

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Product Review: Echo w/Handle by @Tantus

October 23rd, 2013 4 comments

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Ooo, what’s that?

From the very first time I saw a dildo with a handle, I wanted one. I’m a big girl, and I’m not very flexible (never have been), and I’ve got arthritis in damn near every joint in my body, so masturbating with shorter dildos can be uncomfortable, or even painful. My arms get tired and start to ache because of the awkward angle. My hands cramp. I can’t always get into that perfect position that allows me to reach all my spots because of the aches and pains.

You best believe I was all over these handled dildos from Tantus when I saw them. That one’s the Echo. And it’s pretty spectacular. But then, it’s Tantus, so you knew I’d love it. Read more…

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