Ooo, what’s that?

Before Siri, the only LELO I owned was Ella.  At first, Ella was amazing.  These days, she never leaves my silicone bag.  Ever.  I’ve been having too much fun with all the Tantus toys I’ve got.

I kept hearing how LELO vibrators would probably be too weak for me.  And I mean, let’s face it.  No one wants to spend that much money, even in gift cards, on a toy it turns out they hate.  So I put off trying them.  And I put it off.  And I put it off… Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

Can you tell I’m on a Fun Factory kick? I’m determined to try all their toys eventually.  I’m considering purchasing a couple of their anal toys next month when I make my ginormous plug purchase.  And by “ginormous” I mean “lots of plugs”, not “seriously huge plugs”.  Perish the thought.  Ow.

Oh yeah… I’m supposed to be telling you what I’m reviewing.

That’s none other than Fun Factory’s Laya Spot in vanilla/baby rose.  A clitoral stimulator that runs on two AAA batteries, rechargeable or otherwise.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

The style is known as a pocket-rocket.  The product is Athena Waterproof Mini-Massager by The Berman Center.

What’d it come in?

That purple cardboard box in the picture, there.  It comes with a instructions, a purple mesh drawstring bag to store the toy and four different heads.

How’s it made?

The body is made up mostly of transparent purple ABS plastic.  It’s four inches long and an inch wide.  The top has four metal contact points which, you can see by looking through the toy, don’t touch the motor in any way.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

You mean you don’t recognize it? It was only the most talked about geeky vibrator for months after its introduction to the wonderful world of sex toys.  It’s none other than the Better Than Chocolate by Nomi Tang.

What’d it come in?

An adorable white gift box reminiscent of something a ring or necklace would come in, complete with velvety insert to hold it in place.  No lie! It’s gorgeous.  Inside the box, you’ll find a user manual (which is awesome cause this vibe is tricky!), a small insert with a short comment from Nomi Tang, and a white velvet drawstring bag that will never see the light of day in this house.  Why, you ask? Because if I take it out, even for a minute, it will get dirty.  I am that clumsy.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

Isn’t he adorable? That is the Santa Duckie Ornament from Big Teaze Toys’s I Rub My Duckie line.

What’d it come in?

As you can see, Santa Duckie comes in a clear plastic ornament box decorated with silver snowflakes.  The back wall is blue and the floor is, too.

They really don’t want that little guy rattling around in there, though.  He’s tied up and taped and tacky glued to the molded plastic mount inside the box.

How’s it made? Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

That’s Fingo’s Nubby Finger Vibrator from The Screaming O.  It’s a waterproof vibrating bullet with a nubby sleeve.

What’d it come in?

Fingo, as I’ve come to call it, came in a piece of molded plastic glued to a piece of red cardboard.  On the front is a busty blond in a red bustier making the ever famous “O face”, and on the back is a hand sporting this and two other similar toys made by The Screaming O.

How’s it made?

The bullet is about two inches long and an inch wide.  It’s made of clear, pink plastic with a black o-ring between the cap and the shaft.  On the bottom is a little black button.  Push once for on and once more for off, or tap it with the tip of your thumb to make your own pulsation variable.  Read more…