So, today, @AllThingsKink tweeted this:

The smallest woman can break the biggest man with three little words: Is it in ?

— All Things Kink (@AllThingsKink) July 5, 2013

And I got kinda pissy in my head. Not at them. At society as a whole.

Why is our society so damn obsessed with size? Bigger everything except waist lines and noses. Bigger boobs, bigger butts, bigger dicks, bigger muscles, bigger portions, bigger cars, bigger boats, bigger planes, bigger EVERY-FUCKING-THING.

Fellas, listen. One of the first men I was with had a 4 inch penis that didn’t always get all the way hard. He was a great lover. And on days he had trouble getting an erection, he found other ways to please his partners. It’s not about the size of your penis. It’s how you handle yourself in the bedroom.

And for the record? I’ve never had a penis I couldn’t feel when it was in. So guys, stop letting that get to you, and girls, stop fucking saying it!

Ladies, if your man wants a chick with bigger boobs so bad that he wants you to get breast augmentation, and you’re not down, the problem is your man. Cuz chica, your breasts are beautiful, no matter their size, and you deserve better than a dude who tells you otherwise.

Fuck this country’s obsession with size. Stop letting people you’ll probably never even have a conversation with tell you that you’re not good enough. Love yourself.

And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

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In fact, I never wanted any boobs.

I can remember sitting in the auditorium, in second grade, listening to the guest speaker talking to us about the changes our bodies would be making, and suppressing anxiety-induced vomit.

It’s not that I have a problem with boobs, or that I wanted to be a boy. I don’t and I didn’t. I actually really like boobs on other people (I’m not even opposed to man boobs), and I remember thinking boys had it so much easier than us girls. I just didn’t want boobs of my own.  Read more…