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Product Review: Plunge Paddle by @Tantus

January 15th, 2014 2 comments

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Ooo, what’s that?

Plunge is on the left. Pictured here to compare to the Wham Bam. (Click to enlarge.)

Plunge is on the left. Pictured here to compare to the Wham Bam. (Click to enlarge.)

They’ve been talking about it for months, and I was dying to get my hands on one. I mean, a silicone paddle with a handle made for fucking? Seriously? Your damn right I want it.

That there’s the Plunge Paddle by Tantus. And…I’m kinda so/so on it. Bleh.

What’d it come in?

The paddle came in a clear plastic bag with a Tantus tag hanging from the hole in the handle.

How’s it made?

Of course, the Plunge Paddle is made of 100% pure platinum silicone. It’s Tantus! So far, it only comes in black. It’s about thirteen and a quarter inches long, all told. The paddle head makes up six and a quarter inches of that length, leaving seven inches for the handle. The Tantus site says six of that is insertable, but you could probably get all seven in if your vagina is that long. The diameter of the handle at its widest point is one and a half inches, and the paddle head is three inches wide.

Your measurements may vary slightly, of course, because Tantus toys are handmade. If you carry a big purse or a backpack, this paddle would easily disappear inside. Read more…

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Product Review: Neon Wand Electrosex Kit by KinkLab

November 19th, 2013 2 comments

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WomanIf there’s one thing Master and I have learned over the years, it’s that electricity and me? We don’t mix.

No. Really.

Since Master and I got together, I have electrocuted myself with a refrigerator, shorted out the entire electrical system on M’s car, blown up a microwave (maybe two? Neither of us can remember for sure), and made an electric stove shoot green fire at me. I have no idea how I managed that one.

So, of course we needed a bdsm toy that shoots electricity at me. I mean, if the appliances get to do it, Master should be able to do it, too, right? Right.

Enter JT’s Stockroom and their kickass KinkLab line, and suddenly, electricity around me doesn’t seem so daunting. The toy the lovely latex-clad lady is holding is the KinkLab Neon Wand Electrosex Kit. And let me tell you…I was pretty freakin scared of it till M tied me down. Read more…

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Product Review: Short Locking Curved Posture Collar in Purple Leather with Black Trim by @Stockroom_com

August 28th, 2013 Comments off

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So you remember my review of the wrist and ankle cuffs from Stockroom? Aren’t they pretty? Remember I said they had matching collars? This is one of them. It’s the Short Locking Curved Posture Collar in Purple Leather with Black Trim from Stockroom.com. Isn’t it gorgeous?

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Product Review: 24″ Basic Leather Flogger by @Stockroom_com

August 9th, 2013 2 comments

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Have you checked out JT’s Stockroom? We’ve got a giveaway going on over here sponsored by them. (giveaway ended) They’re pretty much our go-to kink store. And considering everything we’ve ever received from them up till now has been paid for out of pocket, that’s saying something.

The flogger pictured below is the 24″ Basic Leather Flogger we’re giving away. (The winner will receive a brand new one straight from Stockroom.) And I hope like hell I can do it the justice it deserves.

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Product Review: Jaguar Wrist Cuffs by ASLAN Leather

December 17th, 2010 5 comments

20101217-img_4553Ooo, what’re those?

Those are the Jaguar Wrist Cuffs by ASLAN Leather, and as you can see, you can lock them.  However, the locks aren’t included.  M rarely likes locks that come with toys, anyway, since so many of them have quick releases, or are cheaply made.  So, a Master lock it is.  Fitting, I guess.

What’d they come in?

If memory serves (and this is really pathetic, considering I only just got them two weeks ago), they came back to back in a clear plastic bag inside a box, or envelope, or something. Stuffed in the box was scores of recyclable brown paper, which rocks hardcore, cause my cat is obsessed with paper, and giving her some of this keeps her from searching my garbage can for napkins. And I use it to line my bird cage. So it all gets folded up and tucked away until I need to clean the cage, or Cara’s paper’s too shredded to let her play with it anymore. Read more…

Product Review: Intima Silk Blindfold by LELO

September 24th, 2010 5 comments

LELO-Silk-Blindfold-red-intimaOoo, what’s that?

If you keep up with the new products being put out by some of the higher-end companies, I’m sure that, by now, you’ve heard about LELO’s beautiful silk restraints.  Oh, you haven’t? Well, this is me, telling you now.  One of the leading companies in luxury sex toys has introduced luxury bondage gear, and boy is it beautiful.  Talk about sensual bondage.

That right there? Is the Intima Silk Blindfold by LELO, available in purple, black and brick (and I sorta wish I’d picked brick, now, though the purple is lovely). Read more…