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Product Review: Missionary Enhancer by Sportsheets

October 19th, 2010 Comments off

I know, I know.  Reviews are supposed to be posted on Fridays.  We had an interesting weekend, and technically it was M’s mini-vacation, and so I didn’t get them finished like I’d hoped.  So, because I’m lame, you get stuck with reviews on Monday.  You’ll live.  I promise.  And I’ll do this as infrequently as possible.  But what with the holidays on their way, I’m not making any promises.  Schedule will be back to normal after the holidays, for sure.

Ooo, what’s that?

That’s the Missionary Enhancer by Sportsheets, and it was sent to me free in exchange for an honest review by TheirToys.comRead more…

Product Review: Sex in the Shower Single Locking Foot Rest by Sportsheets

July 23rd, 2010 4 comments

Ooo, what’s that?

I had high hopes for the Sex in the Shower Single Locking Footrest by Sportsheets.  Probably too high.

What’d it come in?

That white and blue cardboard box to the right.  Not at all discreet.  But probably a toy called “Sex in the Shower” can’t be packaged discreetly anyway.

How’s it made?

This foot rest is made of white plastic and rubber.  It’s meant to suction cup to your wall by way of a lever beneath the part you rest your foot on.  Pull the lever up until it locks into place while holding the heavy duty rubber suction cup against a flat surface, and it should hold in place while you’re doing just about anything.  We’ll get to that “should” below.  Read more…

Product Review: The Sneaky Sack by Holistic Wisdom, Inc

July 16th, 2010 3 comments

Ooo, what’s that?

That would be yet another remedy I’ve found along the way to the whole “too many sex toys and no where to store them” dilema.  It’s called The Sneaky Sack and it’s made by Holistic Wisdom, Inc.

How’s it made?

Section Height Width
Exterior 17.5″ 13.5″
Main Compartment 17.25″ 12.5″
Back Pocket 13″ 12.25″
Front Pocket 12″ 12″
Straps 4″ 1.5″

The Sneaky Sack is made of waterproof, antimicrobial, machine-washable nylon.  Read more…

Product Review: The Original Toibocks by Toibocks

June 11th, 2010 Comments off

ToiBox
Ooo, what’s that?

It’s The Original ToiBocks by Toibocks, and it’s super awesome.

How’s it made?

Dimensions:

Lid: The lid is about three-quarters of an inch deep, giving you a little bit of extra space above the top shelf, and is ten inches wide by six inches long.

Top shelf: The top shelf has three compartments, all of which are an inch deep.  The largest compartment is four and one-half inches wide by five inches long.  The other two are four and one-half inches wide and two and one-half inches long.  Read more…

Product Review: Antibacterial Toy Cleaner by California Exotics

June 11th, 2010 Comments off

CE-9770-00-1_6836_1Ooo, what’s that?

That would be California Exotics Antibacterial Toy Cleaner, and I really wish I’d read the reviews before buying it.  Though I must say, from reading the other reviews, there’s a possibility I got a bad batch.  But I’ll explain what I mean further in.

What’d it come in?

It comes in a 4.3 fl. oz. clear plastic bottle with a purple spray nozzle, and the lettering is mostly purple.  The bottle doesn’t leak and sprays in most directions without much trouble.

How’s it made? Read more…

Product Review: Tongue Vibe by Empire Labs Incorporated

January 29th, 2010 Comments off

Ooo, what’s that?

Well, it’s not the tongue vibe I thought it was, but that’s okay.  I’ve found plenty of other uses for this Tongue Vibe by Empire Labs Incorporated.

What’d it come in?

You  know those molded plastic sleeves that are melted shut at the sides? The ones that are a bitch to open? Yeah, it came in one of those with a bright red insert.  On the insert are three different pictures of the toy in use… sort of.  In one photo, the Tongue Vibe is on a couple dildos.  In another, it’s wrapped around a banana and a cucumber.  And on the last, it’s wrapped around fingers.  The packaging claims this vibe is “oral sex made easy” and well… You’ll just have to finish the review to find out.

As you can see, inside the package, you’ll find a small hard plastic compact, about the size and shape of a powder compact, that contains two Tongue Vibes, both with batteries already installed, and four extra batteries.  While it is a pain in the ass to open (I often have to use a butter knife), this compact was a nifty idea.  Read more…