Just a quick heads up for those ringing in the New Year out on the town because preventing you from driving drunk and injuring yourself or someone else is important to me.

Martin, Harding & Mazzotti, LLP do it again preventing DWIs and tragedy with free cab rides on New Years Eve! Put this number in your phone: 1-800-LAW-1010 or text **LAW if you don’t have a designated driver and you’re spending New Year’s Eve in the following places:

New York
Capital District
Saratoga
Amsterdam
Utica

Vermont
Burlington

Massachusetts
Springfield

Deets: http://www.1800law1010.com/free-cab-ride-home-holiday-programs/

AAA also offers safe rides in some areas. You can find a list of them here. However, they recommend making other plans just in case they get swamped and can’t get to you.

Make sure you check this list for a designated driver service in your area. Some of these may have a small fee, so be sure to call before you go out to find out how they work.

PLEASE don’t go out tonight without a backup plan.

Have a great night and stay safe! I love you all! Happy New Year!

So, like every other annoyingly cliché couple who thinks they’re way more adorable than they are, M and I play the “I love you more” game. You know…”I love you.” “Yeah, well, I love you more.” “Nope.” “Yep.”

It has recently been brought to my attention, by way of a coffee mug I didn’t know he ordered, that M is a great big cheating cheater.

See?!

We had to order some new sheets, and some light timers, and he got me an apron because I’ve been wanting one forever so maybe I can not ruin my clothes when I’m cooking. But I knew about all those things. I was expecting those things.

Then I opened the box, and there was this mug! And I cried because I cry about everything sweet these days. And then I told him he’s a great big cheater. And a liar. Because clearly, I love him more.

Photo courtesy of Sex is My New Hobby

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Judging by the fact that you’ve deactivated your Twitter account, I’m gonna go ahead and assume life is a little heavy, right now.

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