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Are avocados aphrodisiacs? Cuz I think* I’m in love….

July 22nd, 2016

I do this thing where I don’t put anything I actually want on the grocery list.

For example, I’ve recently become obsessed with this fake guacamole, that I make myself, which is really just a smashed avocado, some fresh squeezed lime juice, and a little homemade seasoning salt (with which I’ve also become obsessed).

I really am getting rather snobby with my fresh ingredients. I blame M. After all, it was his idea.

I use the fake guacamole as mayo, or eat the fake guacamole with corn chips, like you do. Usually Santitas because they’re $2 all day, every day, at every store.

So I do this thing where I don’t put any of those things on the grocery list.

I justify it thusly: I’m the slave. I’m the only one who eats avocados. And avocados go bad rather quickly. If, for some reason, I’m unable to eat them, I’ve wasted food and Master’s money, and that’s really shitty.

Thing is, I don’t add anything I want to the grocery list, including things that last for-freaking-ever, like peanut butter, or…well, I can’t think of anything else I eat that M doesn’t, right now, but I’m sure there’s something.

So this week, when we were grocery shopping, I got all sappy over the ingredients Master brought back. I sent him off for, like, tomatoes, or something, and he returned with a giant bag of Haas avocados.

He asked if I had limes, and I told him I didn’t, but that I would survive without them. Explained that I’d run out of limes before avocados, last time, and that the mashed avocado was pretty good with just seasoning salt, so it was NBD. He came back with a giant bag of limes, anyway. He’s so thoughtful.

Anyway…that’s all I wanted to talk about. I guess I’m getting sappy in my old age.


Oh! Chili Cheese Fritos, Dr. Pepper, and pumpkin anything. Geez, they seem so obvious now.

*Lolololol of course I’m in love. “Think” sounded better. Also, yes, I realize aphrodisiacs make you horny, not in love. It was cute till you started dissecting it.

  1. July 22nd, 2016 at 18:52 | #1

    It’s the little, but no so little, things, huh?!

    What’s in your seasoning salt?

    Also, I don’t think I’ve commented here before…I really enjoy your blog and all your honesty!

  2. July 23rd, 2016 at 11:36 | #2

    It so is.

    I’m still playing with the recipe. I had it perfect the last time I made it, but I didn’t write down what I did. Lol. I just made another batch, and it’s doing it’s mingling thing. I’ll know if it’s any good later today, probably. Right now, it’s 1/4 c salt, 4 tsp black pepper, 2 tsp paprika, 1 tsp garlic powder, 1 1/2 tsp onion powder, and 1 tsp cayenne pepper.

    I’m glad you decided to comment! And hey, thanks! I really appreciate that.

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