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Winning Arguments With Kung Fu Panda

February 3rd, 2016

La kajira. I am a pleasure slave. I am trained in the ways of the Gorean slave, and the core of my training is “be pleasing.”

The definition of “pleasure,” as you may know, varies from person to person. So, too, does the definition of “pleasure slave.” For some, “pleasure slave” is exclusive to bedroom activities. For some, “pleasure slave” extends to every part of the slave’s life. Regardless the dynamic, one thing remains constant: a pleasure slave must learn to identify things that bring the slave owner pleasure.

So I’m sure you can imagine my surprise when I noticed Master resisting my suggestions at every turn.

Most recent development in his weirdness: the Kung Fu Panda movies.

When they first came out, he absolutely refused to watch them. Said they looked incredibly stupid, and he couldn’t understand why they were so popular.

I insisted that he’d like them.

He resisted.

Kung Fu Panda 3 previews hit the TV, and all of a sudden he wanted to watch the first two.

Guess who laughed hysterically and is now eating his hat.

That’s all I have to say about that. 😜


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