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Ooo, what’s that?

First things first…I owe Nomi Tang an apology for how long this review (and another I owe them that will probably be at least another week in coming) has taken. They sent me stuff just as things with M’s back were getting really bad, and I dropped all my obligations to take care of him. I think I also forgot to let them know, at first, that this is what happened.

Course, their rep basically said she doesn’t care what’s holding me up; I need to just get their reviews done. In truth, this is the only reason I’m writing this review right now. I’m not really in the mood (the stress we’re under is absolutely insane), and I’ve got other shit that needs doing.

That there is the Touch Me from Nomi Tang. And I actually kinda like it. I don’t know why I was worried I wouldn’t. I liked the Better Than Chocolate, too. Partly because it looks like something from Star Trek. I’m such a geek.

What’d it come in?

It comes in an elegant white cardboard box with pictures of the toy on the outside.

How’s it made?

Touch Me is basically a bullet. It’s a little longer and thicker than my middle finger, and it’s controlled by a “Touch Sensor” on the bottom. I don’t know if it’s user error, or if the Touch Sensor is touchy, but I find that I have to be pretty firm with my touch for the vibe to register.

That’s no biggie, of course, it just creates a bit of a learning curve that you want to deal with before you’re in the act of masturbating. There’s not much in the world more frustrating than getting deep into masturbation, and realizing you haven’t learned enough about the toy to not cock block yourself. I had the same experience with the Better Than Chocolate, though it was a little more amplified by the slider.

The vibrating end is coated with body safe silicone. The handle is “soft touch coated ABS”.

What’s it for?

You can use this vibrator for clitoral or erogenous stimulation. I’d avoid inserting it since it is pretty short.

How is it?

Rayne’s Rating:
Pros:	Cons:
silicone waterproof innovative controls	only comes in pink not rechargeable a bit of a learning curve not meant for those who need strong vibes

I was kinda impressed with the Touch Me. For whatever reason, I expected it to be super weak, and super buzzy, but it’s not. It is a little buzzier and weaker than the We-Vibe Touch, but not as buzzy and weak as the Insatiable Desire.

The first time I tried it, M flogged me with our beloved kangaroo flogger, and I ended up bleeding from the labia. That was kinda scary, but it ended up being no big deal, and completely unrelated.

It was hilarious. And gross. And my mattress will never be the same.

But I came before I realized I was bleeding. Hard. And it was amazing.

Of course, I had to use the toy again…and again, and again. Same results minus the blood. I think I’ll keep it. For a while, anyway.

Anything else I should know?

Wash the toy with nonabrasive antibacterial soap. Take the battery out when storing, and store with your other silicone toys.

Where’d ya get it?

Nomi Tang sent me this toy in exchange for an honest review. Their line is pretty innovative and enjoyable if you don’t need a powerhouse. If they could just get that Touch Sensor under control on the toys that have the slider…