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So, Uh…About Aunt Flo…

February 25th, 2014

M and me making faces“So, uh…shouldn’t you be bleeding by now?”

“Mayyyybe.” In truth, I don’t know. I stopped keeping track of my period the day my tubes were tied. I mean, I always have an estimated idea of when my next one is due, but since my last child, my period has never really been exact, and I finally just gave up worrying about whether or not I was pregnant because I haven’t gotten pregnant in thirteen years.

I mean, I know it’s been a few weeks. But has it been three or four? I dunno! Every once in a while, my cycle falls around the sixth of the month. Other times, it falls around the fifteenth. Which is it now? I don’t know!

“I feel like you should be bleeding by now.”

“Well…yesterday my back was killing me. Today my boobs hurt. My stomach’s fucked up and I can’t sleep. So maybe soon?”


“Or maybe I’m pregnant,” I said sardonically.

“No babies! No babies! No babies!” he yelled, in his best game show voice.

“Yeah, that’s one abortion I’ll pay for,” I reply.

“You’ll do what I tell you,” he retorts. “So just don’t get pregnant.”

P.S. This is mostly a joke. Yes, I was a little late, but we’re talking days, not weeks, and M and me were mostly just fucking with each other.

P.P.S I started my period later that day. No babies!

  1. Heaven
    February 25th, 2014 at 18:22 | #1

    Girl I wish you luck I hope you get aunt flow soon because that is going to be a big decision your you guys to make.

  2. February 26th, 2014 at 09:54 | #2

    @ Heaven Nah…there’s no real decision to be made. We’ve got 11 kids between the two of us, and they’re all over 13. No more babies for us, period. So my tubal better stick forever! Lol.

  3. Heaven
    February 28th, 2014 at 20:25 | #3

    Wow love that is a lot of children. I hope it does stick forever because I know some people who have had theirs tide and still got preggo. Which is why I am scared to have mine done I don’t want that to happen to me at all. I have two and I am fine with that. My youngest is about 11 kids put together LOL.

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