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Happy birthday, M! Let’s hear it for the men! (a giveaway)

October 8th, 2013

photo-1Oh, look! It’s October 8th again! That means…it’s M’s birthday!

Is there anything left to say about this man that I haven’t said already? I’m sure there is. Here…let me try.

You hear the stories about partners saving each other’s lives so often that it’s become disgustingly cliché, and people who actually were saved by their partners stop talking about it because they get that “not another” eye roll from friends and strangers alike. But fuck it. I’m going there.

I can’t tell you how many ways M has saved me. Literally.

We met through his ex-fiancée who, at the time, was my best friend. Or at least, I thought she was. It started by me answering her phone when he called so I could flirt with him, and then we actually met face-to-face one day when he came to pick up his kids.

A few weeks later, I tried to kill myself. Nobody was going to call the paramedics. My “best friend” called M to see what she should do, and he made her call 911.

He was the only person who called to check on me. And he called multiple times every day. So by the time I got out of the mental ward, though I was still left to face the fact that most of the people I cared about didn’t care about me, I knew, unequivocally, that someone did. And since I couldn’t figure out (at the time) something else about myself that was worthy of living for, I decided that was a good enough reason until I could.

He has saved my life nearly every day since.

I couldn’t always see it. I’m an Aries, and we tend to be very self-centered. I’m always stuck in my own head, and thanks to mental illness, it’s often very dark in there.

It’s funny how you don’t realize that a person is thrusting their hand out to you every chance they get when you’re caught up in your own shit. You have to blink the darkness away, and see their hand an inch from your nose, and hear them begging you to let them hold you up on your own, or none of it exists to you. One day, I was able to blink the darkness away. And there was M, holding his hand out, begging me to grab on. And I did. And now, when the darkness tries to overwhelm me, I look for his hand.

So here’s to M’s mom, old biddy that she is, for giving birth to the man who saves my life daily. I guess I owe that bitch some flowers, or something.

And, ya know, happy birthday to M. Thank the Universe I found you. I love you more.

All right, all right. Enough mushy shit. I promised a giveaway. SheVibe, awesome company that they are, has graciously offered up some penis and prostate related toys for penis and prostate abled bodies. They look pretty damn awesome, if you ask me. Which you didn’t. But I answered you anyway. Check ’em out:


That’s the Tenga 3D Polygon, the CalEx Prostate Finder, and Gun Oil H2O lube. You can enter through the widget below. Good luck!

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  1. October 22nd, 2013 at 13:31 | #1

    How many hours of sleep do you need each night?

  2. October 23rd, 2013 at 20:21 | #2

    Are you a morning person or a night owl?

  3. Mack
    October 24th, 2013 at 16:16 | #3

    What was your first ever date like?

  4. Mack
    October 25th, 2013 at 10:49 | #4

    What’s your favorite thing to have for dinner?

  5. October 25th, 2013 at 22:49 | #5

    What are you hoping your life will look like 5 years from now?

  6. October 26th, 2013 at 17:06 | #6

    Have you ever had a ‘near death’ experience? If so, what happened?

  7. Mack
    October 26th, 2013 at 17:33 | #7

    Do you like cheese and if so, what kind?

  8. October 27th, 2013 at 11:40 | #8

    What’s your favorite quote? What does it mean to you?

  9. October 28th, 2013 at 11:29 | #9

    Do you have a favorite song? What is it?

  10. Tim Hughes
    October 28th, 2013 at 12:06 | #10

    Have you ever had the urge to stick your dick in a vacuum?

  11. OKCsquirtfan
    October 28th, 2013 at 21:17 | #11

    You guys are awesome for offering this giveaway. I hope Melen has an awesome birthday.

  12. OKCsquirtfan
    October 28th, 2013 at 22:06 | #12

    Question to Melen:
    Would you used an electrostimulation device in a session with Rayne?

  13. Kindred
    October 29th, 2013 at 07:28 | #13

    When and how did your passion for photography start? And what are your favorite subjects to shoot?

  14. October 29th, 2013 at 07:56 | #14

    When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up? How do you feel about it now?

  15. Tim Hughes
    October 29th, 2013 at 12:50 | #15

    Do facials reduce acne?

  16. October 30th, 2013 at 15:10 | #16

    Do you sleep on the right or left side of the bed?

  17. Krystal Dunlap
    October 30th, 2013 at 21:53 | #17

    What’s your favorite holiday? Favorite candy? Whats the best gift someone cou get their dom? Whats the best gift you could get a sub? Iwill you be writing a book soon? Yeah hope nobody asked those yet.

  18. October 31st, 2013 at 13:04 | #18

    What time do you usually go to bed at night? When do you get up in the morning?

  19. Mack
    October 31st, 2013 at 16:14 | #19

    What’s your favorite color? What’s your second favorite color?

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