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Product Review: Pipedream Icicles No 24

June 5th, 2013

IciclesNo24_4Ooo, what’s that?

The first time I saw this thing, CarrieAnn was reviewing it. The first thing that popped into my head when I saw it was “dragon tongue”.

What? So I’m a bit of a fantasy nerd. What’s your point? Some people think girl geeks are sexy.

Anyway…that’s the Icicles No 24, by Pipedream. And believe me. You want a dragon tongue in your pussy.

What’d it come in?

It came in a white box with a magnetic flap that opens to show you the toy. The toy’s nestled tightly in styrofoam so it won’t be jostled or chipped in transit. It’s not the most discreet packaging, but that’s what dildo bags are for, right?

How’s it made?

Length Insertable Diameter Circumference
Icicles No. 24 6 1/4″ 4 1/2″ 4 1/2″ 1 1/2″

IciclesNo24_2This toy is made of Pyrex glass, and like I said, it’s shaped like a dragon tongue, curling at the end into a sort of handle. It’s got bumps on top that run down either side of the shaft, and around the curve of the “handle”. Under the tongue, there are veins that look like the veins of a leaf, or the underneath of a tongue. And it’s about the width of two fingers.

What’s it for?

The very shape of this toy screams “g-spot stimulation”. Just look at that curve. You can use it for temperature play, and also, like CarrieAnn said when she reviewed it, you can use it for massage.

How is it?

Rayne’s Rating:
Pros: Cons:
texture placing
perfect size
perfect curve
I truly can’t
think of any.

2013-05-27 14.34.49Let me put this out there first: I’m not a huge Pipedream fan.

Okay, that’s putting it lightly. Pipedream pisses me off. Why? Because I’ve managed to get my hands on one or two of their SUPER FREAKING AWESOME toys, so I know they have it in them, but they continue to pander to the lowest common denominator as if the market for good toys doesn’t exist. And then they act like you’re the asshole if you don’t like their toys.

Don’t get me wrong. I love (most of) Pipedream’s prices. I just wish things like, say, their kink gear didn’t reflect those prices in terms of quality. I would absolutely pay a little more for toys that don’t feel like they’re going to tear if I put too much force on them. I mean I’m a big girl, and at least half the fun of being trussed up so my man can beat on me is the fight. If I struggle, and the restraints snap, the scene’s no longer fun. That’s just all there is to it.

That being said, I fucking love this dildo. Fucking love it.

I was a little apprehensive the first time I slipped it inside. Truth be told, I expected to hate it, and really only bought it because of the neat design.

Even M was surprised. “I thought you weren’t really fond of hard stuff, and you didn’t like things with nubs?”

“Well, sometimes I just need some warm up,” I told him. So the first time he allowed me to use it, he teased me, and I teased myself for a good long time while we watched porn. The second time, he teased me while I gave him a blow job. Mmm…he sure does have some magnificent fingers.

When I slid the toy in, it was like it fit me perfectly. It’s the absolute perfect size for me. The curve is delicious. I have a hard time with some textures. Nubs are usually the worst for me. I have to be extremely turned on for them to do anything but hurt. But not so with this toy.

It’s gotta be something about the placement. Instead of consistent, direct stimulation to my g-spot, I get more of a nudge from the tip and then a massage around the edges. And it is delicious.

The loopy tail is genius. It works like a handle, which saves on hand cramps. Boy does it ever save on hand cramps.

I just haven’t found a single thing about this toy that I don’t like.

Anything else I should know?

IciclesNo24_3The best part about glass is it’s one hundred percent body safe. Nonporous and sterilizable however you see fit; put it in the dishwasher, boil it, bleach it, wash it with antibacterial soap.

Don’t put it in the freezer. Try not to drop it on a hard surface. Check it every time you use it for cracks and chips. And use whatever lube you want.

Where’d ya get it?

I bought this toy at that store, and if you still shop there, I won’t stop you, but like most everything, it’s out of stock. You can also pick it up at LoveHoney.com.

Free Durex Play Vibrating Love Ring worth $10.99 when you spend $30 on Durex condoms

  1. June 5th, 2013 at 10:49 | #1

    Fantastic review on this toy! I love this one, it’s a favorite of mine 😀

  2. June 5th, 2013 at 15:52 | #2

    @DynamicKitty Thanks! It’s a great toy, isn’t it?

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