Archive for May, 2013

I’m a Kinky Corporate Wife

May 31st, 2013 1 comment

Look! I'm not wearing black!

Look! I’m not wearing black!

I do not like being a corporate wife.

There. I said it.

I mean, don’t get me wrong. It’s nice to have M’s paycheck. His bosses are SO FREAKIN’ COOL if you don’t have to work for them (and in some cases, even then, too). Most of his coworkers are awesome. And we’ve got it super easy when it comes to being out as kinky fuckers.

Wait…let me start over.

So, we’re completely out as kinky fuckers.

(A much better place to start than “I don’t like being a corporate wife,” right?) Read more…

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What’s in a date?

May 28th, 2013 1 comment

M and I used to go on dates here. - Click to enlarge.

M and I used to go on dates here. – Click to enlarge.

If someone asked you, “What’s a date?” how would you answer?

I’m a little old-fashioned. To me, a date starts with a conversation about said date. You know…people meet however people meet, these days (online, in bars, at the bowling alley…do people still bowl?), and one of them asks the other out, or conversation turns to how they should “hang out” some time. Before they know it, they’re making plans to get together, just the two of them, to do something they both enjoy. When the prearranged time comes, they get together however they planned to get together, and (hopefully) the meeting goes swimmingly. There’s no real commitment beyond the appointments the pair made with each other, so they’re each allowed date other people.

The point of dating, of course, is to get to know the person you’re dating and gauge your compatibility.

Of course, there’s always double (and triple, and group) dating, but in my mind, that comes after the couple has dated a while. I mean, who wants to find out they’re not compatible in front of all their friends? And how can you, really? Generally speaking, we’re all on our best behavior when we’re doing something with strangers. This makes it impossible to be genuine and get to know each other. Read more…

#ToyWithMeTuesday – Dragon Tongue

May 28th, 2013 Comments off

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Ever since the first time I laid eyes on this thing, I thought it looked like a dragon tongue. Then I tried to take pictures of it, and found that it disappears into the background like a chameleon if you don’t find the perfect color and the right lighting. Turns out, it looks pretty nice in my window. Especially when it’s still warm to the touch from the other places its been.

Click the image below to see who else is having fun.


30 Days of Kink: Post a kinky image you find erotic.

May 27th, 2013 1 comment


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For the rest of this series, and links to others who have participated, click here.

There are so many things to this photo that I find erotic.

Let’s start with the fact that it’s me. Yeah, that’s me in there. And I know how self-absorbed and conceited that sounds. I just said a picture of me in a hood with my tongue clothespinned is erotic. Damn, I must be full of myself.

But it’s not about that. I don’t find myself attractive. Oh, sometimes, when my hair and makeup are just so, and I manage to find the absolute perfect position to sit in, and the camera is at just the right angle, I might be slightly attractive. But most of the time? I look like what I am. A tomboy who will never outgrow her wild side, and will never have nice things because she’s too rough and tumble to avoid ruining them.

I’ve always got bags under my eyes because when I do sleep till the alarm clock goes off, it’s usually broken, or medication induced. More often than not, I’m up at the first hint of morning. My allergies are ridiculous, and I seem to be developing skin problems that I never had before. And I honestly can’t remember the last time I exercised regularly. Read more…

#SinfulSunday – More Paddle Fun

May 26th, 2013 19 comments
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I was not going to post this image. I’m all sorts of embarrassed by my butt acne. I’ve had it since I was a kid, and no matter what I do, it won’t go away.

Today, I decided, “Fuck the butt acne. Don’t like it, don’t look.” Mostly because bruises! Yum!

Click the image below to see who else is being sinful this Sunday!


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Product Review: LELO Tiani 2

May 22nd, 2013 4 comments

LELO-Tiani2-cerise-remote-controlled-couples-vibratorOoo, what’s that?

That is the Tiani 2 from LELO. We’ve had it and its predecessor, the Tiani, for a while. I waited to review it because I’ve been going through something, and before we moved there were serious distractions that made it impossible to do just about anything. Now, though, I feel like I can do this thing the justice its awesome technology deserves. So! Without further ado, the LELO Tiani 2 review.

What’d it come in?

LELO’s toys come in elegant black cardboard boxes with molded plastic inserts to hold the toy. That box is inside a paperboard box with an image of the toy, and the toy’s specs. Read more…

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