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Product Review: Missionary Enhancer by Sportsheets

October 19th, 2010

I know, I know.  Reviews are supposed to be posted on Fridays.  We had an interesting weekend, and technically it was M’s mini-vacation, and so I didn’t get them finished like I’d hoped.  So, because I’m lame, you get stuck with reviews on Monday.  You’ll live.  I promise.  And I’ll do this as infrequently as possible.  But what with the holidays on their way, I’m not making any promises.  Schedule will be back to normal after the holidays, for sure.

Ooo, what’s that?

That’s the Missionary Enhancer by Sportsheets, and it was sent to me free in exchange for an honest review by TheirToys.com

What’d it come in?

It came in a clear plastic clam shell container.  Inside was a slip of blue and white paper describing the toy.

How’s it made?

When I pulled this set out of the package, I scoffed at it for a moment.  M’s a big dude, and I’m not exactly flexible.  How on Earth were we going to get this tiny thing on my ankles, and around His back?

The fuchsia fleece of each ankle cuff is nine and three-quarters inches long, and two inches wide.  On the outside of each is a black strip of nylon, onto which is sewn a sturdy black velcro.  From end to end, it’s about fourteen and a half inches long.  On one cuff is a nylon strip with a plastic clasp measuring, when adjusted to its longest point, ten and a half inches long.  On the other cuff is the female piece of the plastic clasp, and its nylon strap is not adjustable.

What’s it for?

This versatile pair of cuffs can be used as ankle restraints, or to help them comfortably hold their legs up in the missionary position.

How is it?

Rayne’s Rating:
Pros: Cons:
really short

I almost didn’t try it.  It’s really short, and M and I are both rather big.  So I was convinced it wasn’t going to work for us.  But then I asked M if He’d at least play at trying it, because He was busy at the time.  And playing at trying it led to actually trying it.  And well… Heh.

It worked out much better than I ever would have expected.  For the price, I’d say it’s worth it if this is something you’re interested in.

M’s pretty big on me holding my legs up and open during missionary sex.  Not necessarily in a straight-legged “V”, but wide enough that He can burrow as deep into my pussy as His cock will go, which is just… Yum.  And we both like to fuck hard and fast.  Which makes holding my legs up, either by hand, or with no support at all, an interesting endeavor.  Especially if I want to be an active participant.  And before long, they’re sagging, and closing, and M can’t go as deep, or as hard, or as fast.

Yeah… yeah.  I know.  The answer to this is exercise, not a sex toy to hold my legs open.  But until my thigh muscles are strong enough to do it on their own, why not use the next best thing?

They’re comfortable, and easy to use.  And M remarked for hours about how much deeper He felt like He was going.  It was much easier for me to be an active participant without having to expend the extra energy holding my legs open.  I definitely wasn’t getting away, if our intent had been to restrain me.  Not with Him between my legs.

The only issue we’ve had with them, really, is adjusting them while they’re on.

Because M is such a big guy, we had to let the strap out as far as it would go so He could buckle it behind His back.  Once it was buckled, we tightened the strap almost all the way.  Anything looser than that, and my feet would slide further and further down his back with every thrust.  Of course, M’s sort of lacking in the butt department.  So maybe that’s the problem.

Anything else I should know?

While I’m sure you can toss these in the washing machine, I usually hand wash mine.  Cold water and normal detergent, though not much at all.  And I hang them on the towel rack to dry.

If you do decide to machine wash them, I’m gonna say wash them by themselves, on the gentle cycle, and tumble dry on low, just to be on the safe side.  There were no care instructions that I saw on the package, and while the materials seem to be pretty sturdy, we all know how sometimes, depending on how it’s made, fleecy materials sometimes shed, and fuchsia tends to bleed.  So if only to protect your other laundry, keep it separate.

Where’d ya get it?

The people at TheirToys.com gave me the Missionary Enhancer by Sportsheets free of charge in exchange for an honest review.  TheirToys.com is an adult toy store that caters to people from all walks of life. They believe in the enhancement sex toys can bring to everyone’s life.

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