Archive for August, 2010

Product Review: Toyfluid by Fun Factory

August 20th, 2010 Comments off

41978Ooo, what’s that?

I’ve been babbling about it for… weeks? Months? It’s Fun Factory’s Toyfluid, and it’s my all time fave.

I know… I know… A lot of my most recent purchases have been my all time faves.  But here’s the thing… I’ve been buying really quality products lately! And you can, too, if you use coupon code “D24” for 15% off your entire purchase!

What’d it come in?

Toyfluid comes in that nifty silver bottle you see to the right, there.  Mine, however, instead of having “Love yourself!” up the side of the bottle, has it written on the bottom of the red and tan label, complete with ingredients, and pictures of the LAYAspot, Delight, Smart Balls, and what appears to be Heartbreaker II, though I could be wrong.  It’s one of their various g-spot vibes, at any rate.

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Product Review: Ellove by Fun Factory

August 20th, 2010 2 comments

For whatever reason, I call the left side, in this photo, the front, and the right the back. You’ll be glad I told you this as you read the review.

Ooo, what’s that?

I’ve been lusting after Ellove by Fun Factory for quite some time.  I wanted purple.  I really wanted purple.  And every. single. time. I’ve remembered to check her stock status on the store I was shopping at, she was out of stock in purple.  What’re the odds, right?

I’d decided it just wasn’t meant to be.  I mean, look at her! She just looks like she’d ruin a woman for damn near every other toy she could hope to own.  And I figured the fact that she (I guess I’ve decided Ellove is a girl.  Odd that.) was never available in the color I just had to have was some sort of sign.

She was worth the wait.  She’s every bit as luxurious, and beautiful, and stimulating as she looks.  Read more…

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SJP#528 – Legal Slavery

August 18th, 2010 3 comments

slaveIf the government brought back real and legal slavery, would you sign yourself over to your Owner as his/her slave?

Hell yes!

I mean, how could I not?

There’s tons to consider.  For example, what exactly would be included in this law?

Would my owner be allowed, by this law, to do whatever He wishes with me? Or would there be restrictions?

Regardless, M’s already got complete control over me.  So really, what difference does it make? All it would really be doing is making what we do already legal.  Keeping Him out of jail.

So, yes! A thousand times, yes!

prompt found at SubmissiveGuide

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Punishment and an Ominous Chain

August 17th, 2010 4 comments

I got in trouble today.  Apparently, there is such a thing as “too much joking around”.  Who knew?

I shouldn’t be so glib.  I did learn a valuable lesson today, even if, on the surface, it sounds a little silly.  But my way of dealing with just about everything is tomfoolery and jokes.

What happened:

M grabs my boobs a lot.  Like… a lot, a lot.

I mean, I’ve always had oversensitive nipples, but since I’ve been with Him, they’re like… permanently hard, and the breeze makes me want to cum in my panties.  That I’m not wearing.  ANYway… Read more…

Hello! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Shady.

August 14th, 2010 4 comments

Isn't she beautiful? And look! Em doesn't look like a little boy anymore.

I’m a huge Eminem fan.  HUGE.  Always have been, probably always will be, even after the rest of the world has forgotten his name.  From his “I just don’t give a fuck.” attitude, to his amazing amount of self-awareness, to his most recent feat of cleaning up and coming out with two new albums almost at once, this man has held me completely enthralled since I was a teenager.

A lot of people think he’s disgusting.  A hater of women, homosexuals, his neighbors, his fans, his family, people he doesn’t know, and you and me.  Matter of fact, the only people anyone can say he loves for sure are his daughters and his crew.

I won’t sit here and pretend some of his songs aren’t offensive.  I won’t claim he’s this super awesome person we should all emulate.  He’s made his mistakes.  He’s been in trouble.  And for all the people screaming about “Poor me.  I’m so famous that it’s ruined my rich little life, and I’m such a tortured artist. Let me make music about it and my tragic love life.”, being rich and famous doesn’t change the fact that he’s had it rough.  Read more…

Product Review: Roses Flogger by Ruff Doggie Styles

August 13th, 2010 1 comment

Click me for a bigger view!

Ooo, what’s that?

That’s the Roses Flogger by Ruff Doggie Styles, and it’s absolutely divine.

How’s it made?

We’ve owned two other floggers by Ruff Doggie Styles, and we hated the way both were made.  The leather was cheap, and stiff.  The floggers were light and felt almost fragile.  So when Rayne looked at the manufacturer of this toy, after asking to review and give it away, she got a little nervous.

The second the flogger was in our hands, though, the nervousness faded away.  Read more…