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Oops. I forgot. Tell me again?

May 1st, 2010

Dumb-dumb-duh-huh! (Judy Jetson, 1990)

I keep forgetting that no matter how hard I try, I’ll never be elevated from the despicable status of “wannabe slave” unless M moves out to the boonies, chains me up and hides me away from the world.

I’m not sure I got the memo about the whole spending-the-entire-day-being-beaten-at-irregular-intervals-from-the-moment-I-wake-up-till-the-moment-I-go-to-sleep-almost-every-day thing being just kink fluff.

(Though probably, it’s just as much that it doesn’t sound believable.  Him working from home has done some interesting things for my skin.  It’s going all black and blue and green and purple.  And I have polka dots on my knee.  We have no idea where they came from.)

And what the fuck was wrong with me, thinking obeying my owner’s wishes (or current capabilities due to his career, as the case may be) could possibly be what I’m supposed to do.

~rolls eyes~

Someone give me a cookie.  I just got kicked out of the cool kids club.  Again.

S’ok, though.  I gots me my own club now.  They’ve got this neat little quality called “humility” and another awesome one called “acceptance”.  And they’re the coolest dudes and gals I know.

Edited to say: Apparently, I misunderstood what was being said.  BA wasn’t implying I’m a WAS.  Huh… Don’t I feel like the jackass, now?

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  1. May 2nd, 2010 at 11:21 | #1

    Stop. Paying. Attention. To. Idiots.

    Why do you, and all slaves like you, get so concerned about someone obviously mentally deficient? Just ignore them, they have no bearing on your dynamic, and are obviously clueless anyways.

  2. May 2nd, 2010 at 11:38 | #2

    @Melen I love you. 🙂

  3. May 2nd, 2010 at 14:40 | #3

    LMFAO! Honey, you’re awesome! Big fucking kiss.

  4. May 2nd, 2010 at 16:19 | #4

    Polka dots on your knee? I’ve had that only once in my life. I was on the diving team, slipped and hit the board on my way down. It looked like a green and purple golf ball was trying to grow out from my leg. Gross, painful and incredibly cool looking. Lol.

  5. May 2nd, 2010 at 18:43 | #5

    Rayne,

    Melen’s right (like that’s a big surprise). They’re clueless, totally clueless.

    BTW Can I be in your new club? 😉

    Dave

  6. May 2nd, 2010 at 18:44 | #6

    @dweaver999 Oh you didn’t get the memo? You already are! 🙂

    Also… you interested in writing something else for us?

  7. May 2nd, 2010 at 23:10 | #7

    Rayne,

    That would be fun. Anything in particular, or just let my imagination flow?

    Dave

  8. May 3rd, 2010 at 07:10 | #8

    @dweaver999 Whatever strikes your fancy. 🙂

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