Archive for April 27th, 2010

Sarcasm in Bullets

April 27th, 2010 5 comments

I have some shit I need to say, even if the people I want to say it to will never hear it.  Feel free to look away.

  • My favorite thing in the world is being threatened, lied to, and lied about by someone who is, for all intents and purposes, a perfect stranger.
  • I do everything I do because I don’t care.
  • I’m fuckin’ swimming in money! Srsly.  I just don’t want to give any to you!
  • Yeah, he’s a great catch.  You totally should have caught him earlier.  Thirteen years earlier, at least.
  • All of this is my fault.  Every bit.  No one else caused any of this but me.
  • Everything I touch turns to shit.
  • I’m too unstable to be told about family emergencies.  Even inevitable ones.
  • THANK YOU for not saying thank you.  Or fulfilling your promises.  Or the role you took on of your own volition.
  • I can’t imagine why I don’t talk to you anymore.
  • Sure, I believe you! Things are great here, there and everywhere.  And we’re gonna be friends forever.

If you’re wondering if this is for you, it probably isn’t.

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