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All the Reasons You’re Slavier Than Me

February 11th, 2010

I promised a list of why I’m a princess, huh?

  1. My owner loves me.
  2. He’s so interested in my thoughts and emotions that He requires me to share them with Him.
  3. He listens to me.
  4. He occasionally acts on what He hears me say.
  5. I’m pampered.
  6. I’m cuddled.
  7. I’m taken care of.
  8. He makes sure I understand why I’m being punished before punishing me.
  9. He usually stops beating me (physically and emotionally) when I can’t take anymore.  Even when I try to take more than I’m able to please Him.  Unless it amuses Him to continue beating me.  It does, sometimes.
  10. I’ve been at this seven years and I’m right back at the beginning.  I need training.  Not only do I need training, but I’ve been trained before.  So one could say I need retraining.
  11. I need punishment.  Frequently.
  12. I throw temper tantrums.  Frequently.
  13. I need to be knocked on my ass.  Not quite as frequently.
  14. He helps me with the chores.  Sometimes.
  15. He backs off when something else is kicking me.  Mostly.
  16. He tries to understand where I’m coming from and take my intent into consideration.  Unless it’s still bullshit.  Then all bets are off.
  17. I fight sometimes.  Hard.
  18. I push His buttons.
  19. I kick Him while He’s down.
  20. I ran away once.

I’m not proud of it.  I used to be damn good at manipulation, what can I say? And if I can manipulate a situation, I will. Cause if I can manipulate you (you universal, not specific… I try this shit in some friendships, work situations, family life…) into giving me a smidge of control, I decide you’re weak.  And then I snatch the reins.

He’s (mostly) not entertaining my bullshit anymore.  It’s kind of a slap in the face.

I kinda needed a slap in the face.

So, yeah.  You’re slavier than me.  You know it.  I know it.  Let’s get passed it.  K? K.

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  1. February 12th, 2010 at 01:11 | #1

    There’s only four on that list that don’t apply to me. Five max.

    Guess I’m a princess, too.

  2. February 13th, 2010 at 11:30 | #2

    Zomg, when I saw this, I so fell over laughing at the title! It’s a good list though.
    .-= cinnamon´s last blog ..Pleasurists #63 =-.

  3. February 15th, 2010 at 15:58 | #3

    Loving number 4. Sounds like me. I rarely listen to what he says.

    And I’m ignoring jor’s bullshit now if it makes you feel any better. He still has this horrid habit of curling up and running away and hiding until I go find him, and I’m past the point of attempting to go find him. He’ll come back and apologize when he grows up. 🙂 Until then, he can hide. Hoping to break him of that habit.
    .-= Kayla´s last blog ..BDSM Advice Series: Pet Play =-.

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