LOL. Oh hot darn. My sides might just be permanently split from laughing.

I don’t think I have any moments quite like this. The only time I can really remember wanting to hit myself in the head for saying something was when I was a *bit* tipsy and started talking about marriage/children in a VERY serious fashion. Definitely not as funny/blogworthy as yours.

Heh. Yup, i do. Even had that nervous aggression-allaying smile and the flapping hands trying to gather the words back before He heard them. 🙂

i was in the kitchen, cutting up veggies for supper, and telling Him about how i had just hurt myself (i think i hit my head on the shelf). He said something like “Have I told you how clumsy you are?” and i was not amused. Then He’s teasing me and saying “I have to tell you everything, I mean, you are so clumsy, right? Right? Do I have to?” i laid the butcher’s knife down and before i knew it, i heard “What You need is a nice warm cup of Shut the Fuck Up.” come prancing out of my mouth.

Then i promptly gasped, watching Him carefully for the impending crack across my ass, making stupid recapturing gestures with my hands. i made my nervous smile, and His shocked expression dissolved into trying very hard not to laugh at me. Then He did just that.

And as soon as i picked up the knife to finish the veggies, He cracked me across the ass.