Assault and Battery
January 22nd, 2010
So this morning, I’m sitting here hiccuping away and about ready to start bawling because of it. I don’t know about you guys, but hiccups hurt me. As in, they bring tears to my eyes. As in, right now I’m about to start throwing a fit because they won’t stop. I’ve been hiccuping for an hour.
I suppose I should be grateful I don’t get them very often.
Maybe that’s why they hurt me.
Anyway!
Master walks over to me with the battery charger in one hand and the sea salt grinder in the other. And He says, “I’m gonna give you a salt and battery.” ba-dum-bum