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Behaving and Babbling and New Toys

January 12th, 2010

This whole behaving myself thing is kinda neat.  There’s little to no shouting or hurt feelings.  No tense undertone to dinner.  No added stress on Master’s already stressed day.  If/when He stops working for the night, we can just… breathe.

The only things we do fight about have to do with His job.  How much He works.  How much He covers for everyone else even though almost no one seems interested in returning the favor.  How often He’s home all day, sitting not ten yards away from me, and I can’t even so much as tell Him I love Him because it might be overheard by a customer.

I’ve never understood that.  When I was a kid, I thought it was just my father being a douche.  As I got older, I realized it’s this “professionalism” thing.  It’s considered unprofessional, in some work environments, to show affection.  And it makes absolutely no sense to me.  I like to know a person loves their family.  It makes them more human.  As ridiculously annoying as they can be, I still prefer dealing with humans to dealing with machines.

Master just made me request a hood for review.  I kind of hate Him a little bit, right now.  He very plainly told me He doesn’t care and is sure He’ll enjoy my devastation.



I’ll console myself with the fact that my very first LELO toy is on its way to me right now.  None other than the overhyped Ella.  We’ll see if she stands up to the test.  As well as my first Hitachi.  And some attachment or other that I can’t remember and bought just to get as close to $100 as possible.  And Mint Tree Bathing Gel from Kama Sutra that I’m gonna use as a shower gel cause I’m a rebel like that.  And because I don’t have a bath tub.

That’s one of the requirements when we finally do move.  The next house has to have a full-size tub.  Our last apartment had a tub, but it was a mini one and it sucked.  I’m talking claw foot or something.  It’s high time I get back into my bubble bath routine.  I mean, He gets massages, like, all the time.  I should get a bubble bath occasionally. ~nods emphatically~  Please? ~puppy dog eyes~ 

We just received this really awesome Intimate Moments Gift Set by Kama Sutra from SexToys.com for review.  I dunno if I’ve ever told y’all the story behind me and Kama Sutra.  It’s dumb, but I’m telling it anyway.  Shut up.  You miss my rambly, a-lot-about-nothing, disjointed posts and you know it.

So when M and I moved to Schenectady, I was wandering around in the mall while He was at work, and I noticed this little store called “The Earth Shop”.  They’re all over the place.  Sometimes they’re called “Earth Friendly” or “Picasso Moon” or… something equally green and/or hippie-ish.  The Earth Shop catered to the hippie-turned-baby-boomer crowd.  All their stuff did something good for the earth.  Either the proceeds went to some Earth-friendly charity, or the product was all natural and organic, or it was made from recycled goods…  We had a sweatshirt and blanket line made entirely of recycled plastic bags.

Kama Sutra was part of their sensual bath and body collection, along side of other names we all know and love, like Burt’s Bees.  And from their Oil of Love to their Body Souffle, I have been absolutely infatuated with Kama Sutra since.  They have sensual aromatherapy down to a science.  Though Oil of Love could stand to be a little less syrupy.

Master got three knee massages (on each leg) last night.  And then, this morning, before we got up, I massaged Him from shoulders to heels and back again.  Spoiled bastard.

I got dusted with the Honey Dust today.  He made me take my tits out of my red gown and hold them up while sitting only a few feet away from the window.  And then He dusted me with the feather in plain sight of anyone walking by.

I really don’t know if anyone was walking by.

I’m kind of freaking about the hood.

~chicken shit pig whore

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  1. January 12th, 2010 at 18:20 | #1

    Dude… I’d freak about the hood too. In fact, I’d refuse to order, but then, I had that option what with not being a slave. 😉 So, I feel for you and I’m kind of enjoying your sense of impending doom at the same time. 😀

  2. January 12th, 2010 at 18:46 | #2

    I guess we’ll see how well you please me with the hood. Before we allow you to play with Ella. *grin*

  3. January 12th, 2010 at 19:07 | #3

    @Laurel You’re just as much of a jerk as He is, you know. I still love you though.

  4. January 12th, 2010 at 19:07 | #4

    @Melen Wait but… Ella’s gonna be here long before the hood.

  5. January 12th, 2010 at 21:37 | #5

    No. I refuse to let your Ella get to your house before mine. I will kill. And steal. I ordered mine last week, but it became out of stock, so I have to wait 2-3 weeks now. So yours must be out of stock too. *whines*

    I hate hoods. Even as a Mistress, (most male bottoms love them) I just find them kinda creepy. Not my type of toy. Blindfolds, okay. Gag with it? Okay. Earplugs even? Okay. Just not the hood.

    I can’t believe that’s your first LELO toy. I expected you to have tons of them.
    .-= Kayla´s last blog ..Other Giveaways =-.

  6. January 13th, 2010 at 00:42 | #6

    Ok, even though I love any kind of mummification, I feel terrible for you! I can totally understand your terror, I feel the same way about water! I have a panic attack in 0.5 seconds flat. Just try to remember that he isn’t going to do anything that will kill you! That’s all I got.

  7. January 13th, 2010 at 06:55 | #7

    @Kayla Lol. I’m not so picky about the Ella. Wait, that’s not true. I am picky but the other way. I’m not overly fond of white toys. and that rose is just… weird. So that leaves black. Black it is.

    I can do blindfolds and gags without much issue. I haven’t worn earplugs since I was little, but they didn’t bother me then, so they probably wouldn’t bother me now. It’s the whole having my face covered thing. I can’t deal with it.

    @cinnamon Remembering He isn’t going to do anything that will kill me only works when not in the process of being convinced I’m dying.

  8. alwaysHistora
    January 13th, 2010 at 15:26 | #8

    i hope that he puts Ella on a shelf somewhere you will see it often, and not let you use it until the hood arrives. 🙂 ‘Cause, y’know, absence makes the heart grow fonder or some such nonsense.

    Good luck with the hood. Me, i’d be pissing myself in terror the minute He started walking towards me with one.

    *busy erasing links so N never sees that*

  9. January 14th, 2010 at 12:09 | #9

    @alwaysHistora You are just as evil as Laurel! Sheesh!

    It’s probably lucky for you that I have no way of getting in touch with N. The ideas I could give him…

  10. Anonymous
    October 30th, 2010 at 20:25 | #10

    Behaving… Now that’s a noble idea. Noble but hard… 🙂

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