Master’s kind of a horn dog today! He keeps pushing my legs apart and sticking His fingers in my pussy.  And He was threatening me with sex toy rape!

Okay, not really.  He was, however, threatening to make me cum on my dolphin cause I hadn’t yet.  Not that I couldn’t.  Just that I hadn’t really tried.  Oh, I’ve played with the thing.  More than once.  I just couldn’t settle on one toy.  I wanted all the sensations of all my toys at the exact same time! And since I couldn’t have that, I had to keep changing things up.

I think maybe it’s the threat of the monthly monster looming over our heads.  And the fact that I’ve been adorably cute and amazingly good for over a week.

No, really! He said so Himself!

Okay, so He didn’t actually say the part about me being adorably cute.  But He felt it.  I could tell.  It was painfully obvious between Him spitting in my mouth and telling me to swallow it and beating me black and blue from tits to cunt and shoulders to thighs.

I hate His job.  With the fires of a thousand hells.  Grateful for the money.  Despise how much He has to work.

He sent me into the bedroom and told me to put something in my pussy.  Since He’s been talking about my new dolphin toy all day, I figured I’d use that.  And oh my god is that nice.  So, naturally, the phone rang.  But He refused to veer off course.

“Be quiet about it.”  He snapped as I washed the dolphin in the bathroom sink.

It’s become sort of a trade.  I can fuck myself all I want, but He’s getting one hell of a blow job afterward, whether I want to or not.  Good thing I like to suck cock, huh? Cause I certainly like to cum.

Once He was off the phone, He came to the bedroom and stood in the doorway watching me.  For about two seconds.  Before He climbed up on the bed, yanked the pillows out from under my head and started rubbing His cock all over my lips and tongue.  So while I sucked His cock, I fucked my pussy and He said, “Make that pussy cum all over that thing.”  That, too, took about two seconds once I tapped the button and shifted it into high.  And before I’d finished shuddering, He was inside me.  And then He was cumming, too.

Yum.

And there’s the monthly monster.  At least M beat her to the punch.

I’m usually ridiculously insistent about using cardboard applicators.  But they’re so uncomfortable.  I feel like I need to lube up before putting in my tampon and that’s just wrong on so many levels.  So, I caved and bought Tampax Pearl.  I’m going to feel really guilty one week of the month.  Cause I’m not sure I’ll be going back to cardboard.

I mean, I plan to try those reusable things I keep hearing about anyway.  What’re they called? Oh yeah! Lunapads and the Divacup.  It’s just difficult convincing M they’re worth the price.

It’s $35 for one Divacup and the website recommends that you replace it once a year.  With tampons running at about $7 for a multi-flow box, it takes five months for the cup to pay for itself.   So, not only are you reducing your garbage, you’re also saving yourself $50 a year, give or take.

Hmm…

Anyway, enjoy the rest of your day!