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August 26th, 2009

So I’ve got a bunch of reviews coming up.  You know I’m gonna review the Kama Sutra set.  The only thing, really, we’ve got left to try in that is the pleasure balm.  I don’t have high hopes for it, but that’s okay.

Although… M still owes me a massage with the Oil of Love! Hmm… I should totally collect.

I need to play with the Double O Potion a couple times more so I can get a review done of that.  After reading Carrie’s, I’m almost positive I just used too much.

We’ve got an interesting looking cock ring in the mail.  M’s trying to find something for me to do a buyout review with my gift card.

I’m still waiting on the “Butt Bible” (That’s not what it’s really called.) and some toy cleaner.

But guess what I got from Babeland today?

She’s Brigit and she’s beautiful.  She’s got ten settings including “pulsation variables” (My new phrase for the day.  Thanks, Laurel!) !  I’ve never had a toy with pulsation variables before.  I want to sit here and wear the batteries out just pushing the damn button on the bottom.

That’s another thing Brigit has that I’ve never had the pleasure of trying out before.  A button on the bottom instead of a dial.  We’ll see how I feel about that, I guess.  And! She’s my first silicone vibe.  Well, excluding the Zing, of course, but that’s a butt plug and made from a different kind of silicone.  Ultra platinum something or other.

She’s got an instruction manual in English, French, German, Spanish, Dutch, Russian, Polish and Italian and comes in a box with a completely useless magnetic flap.

You know I’m going all sorts of bat shit trying to figure out this flap, right? Why did they put a flap on it? Were they afraid you wouldn’t be able to see the vibe through the open front? Did they want you to be able to see all sides of the toy? Is it so you can hang the toy up with the flap in front and people can open it up and look at it? Shots Media, what’s up with the flap??!?

I’m really annoyed with the UPS guy.  Like, really.  He squashed my box! It’s all torn and shit! Doesn’t he know I like to take pictures of the packaging? Sheesh! But that’s what Scotch tape is for, I suppose.  Y’all can just pretend you don’t see the tape in the picture, okay?

I know… No silicone lube.  And isn’t it just awesome that the only lube we have right now I won’t let near my pussy anyway? Cause I have no idea what it’s made of.  I really need to write Pipedream and ask them.  They were quick to answer my questions about the WWV.

And M just told me that if I don’t curb the sarcasm, I don’t get to play with Brigit today.  Pass the ball gag, please?

I had something else really funny to tell you but fuck if I can remember it.  I guess you’ll just have to wait till I remember.  Have a great day! (You know I’ll be back at least once, right?)

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