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A Couple Funnies Brought to You by the Letters “M” and “r” and sometimes “c”

July 6th, 2009

At 6:20am I get up for my regularly scheduled pee break.  The alarm does not go off until 6:30am.  You see how well He’s got me trained?

So I sneak back into bed at 6:29am after turning off the alarm clock and lay in wait for 6:30am.  The clock flips and the following ensues.

Rayne (rubbing Melen’s back gently):  Master, it’s time for you to get up.
Melen:  Why didn’t the alarm clock go off?
Rayne:  Cause I was up so I figured I’d turn it off and wake you up instead.
Melen:  Oh.  Well in that case…
~~ At this point, Melen flops over onto His stomach and gratuitously gropes Rayne’s tit. ~~
Melen:  That’s the snooze button.

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(12:09:41 PM) The following message received from Master was not encrypted: [back!]
(12:11:13 PM) The following message received from Master was not encrypted: [rly!]
(12:12:01 PM) The following message received from Master was not encrypted: [heddddddo]
(12:12:16 PM) The following message received from Master was not encrypted: [captain master to petty officer slut]

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  1. July 6th, 2009 at 12:48 | #1

    Wait.

    You took a NINE minute pee?!

    😛

    Snooze button. Tee hee. They just never stop naming them, do they??

  2. July 6th, 2009 at 13:02 | #2

    @kaya Well, I needed water and I was half asleep and… It’s the only time in the day that I can lolligag so lolligag I do. =D

  3. July 6th, 2009 at 13:06 | #3

    *snicker*

    Snooze button.

    I need one of those! (That’s not my own, I mean)

  4. July 6th, 2009 at 13:43 | #4

    @Carrie Ann He thinks He’s cute. Problem is… I agree. Lol.

  5. Taja
    July 6th, 2009 at 14:07 | #5

    lol at the snooze button.

    We have an irritating alarm clock (a cheap battery powered one but Palus refuses to replace it because it “kind of” works). If the battery is inside it, it beeps constantly once it hits 7 O’clock… it just won’t turn off until you take the batteries out.

  6. July 6th, 2009 at 15:02 | #6

    @Taja I think I’d be all tricksy and replace it when He wasn’t looking. He’d thank me afterward.

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