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June 5th, 2009 Comments off

reckless_rabbit_depotNo, not the cute cuddly kind. The sex toy kind.

Has anyone else tried these?

The reason I ask is, my friend and I used to do sex toy parties and the only thing I ever bought for myself (Yes, I know how lame this is.) was this cock ring type vibratey thing that I threw out when the ex and I split. The third or fourth to last time.

It had two points of contact. One was a cylinder with a domey head at the perineum and the other was a rabbit to stimulate the clit. And, of course, the ring that went around the dick.

And let me tell you. I fucking hated it.

I tried it every way to Sunday. By itself. On him the right way. On him upside down. Backwards. With lube. Without lube. He loved it. Would beg me to let him wear it. And I fucking hated it.

It just hurt. And not in the “OMFG! That feels AWESOME!” kind of way, either. But the “Jesus Christ if you don’t get that fucking thing away from me I’m going to cut off your dick and feed it to you right before I stab you in the stomach and leave you to die.” kind of way.

So! I’m wondering if anyone else has had any experience with these? Am I doing it wrong? Cause, god damn, this one sucked.

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June 5th, 2009 2 comments

foamy So have I mentioned how much I love Foamy?  He fucking rocks, dude!  He’s caustic and rude.  Blunt and to the point.  And funny!  God is he funny.  I damn near pee my pants laughing at his rants.

Over on Fetlife the other day, someone posted a link to an old Foamy rant about forums.  It’s so incredibly true.

Forums have gone to hell in a hand basket lately.  Fetlife is no different.  What used to be a resource for just about anything under the sun (forums in general, not Fet) is now just one more arena for “Who’s got the bigger penis?” matches.  And I tend to be just as guilty as the rest.  Pissing matches are fun, damn it!

If you do follow my links to Foamy, though, you have got to watch Kavorkian Scarf, Jiggly Butt and Five More Minutes.  Those three crack me up.  Not just those three, mind.  But they’re my favorite.

You will feel my squirrely wrath!

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