I’ll be the first to admit I can be kind of an asshat. I’m pretty ridiculous when it comes to my standards for women. Seriously.

So I’m sitting here pouting because I’m going through the few groups I’ve found on FetLife that are for people in our area and… the women are not living up to my standards. I mean no offense! Honest! I just have weird standards.

For example, if it’s left up to me, I won’t have anything to do with a woman (beyond friendship, I mean) if she has a fucked up nose. I can’t exactly describe what a “fucked up nose” is. And I don’t think I currently have any friends with fucked up noses or I’d show you a picture of a fucked up nose. I just know it when I see it. A fucked up nose is a deal breaker.

And I don’t really want a “chain sister” who’s over 40. I’m sure there will be exceptions. And it’s got nothing to do with whether or not we’ll have anything in common. From ages 19-22, my best friend was 49-52, so I know that’s not the case. I just… guess I want someone closer to my own age. Read more…